In a recent episode of The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart expressed his disbelief over the Democrats’ decision to cave on the government shutdown, just days after a triumphant election night. With his signature wit and sarcasm, Stewart opened the segment by stating, “By the way, tonight’s show will be brought to you by: I can’t fucking believe it.” His frustration was palpable as he reflected on the party's unexpected retreat.
Stewart pointed out that the Democrats had recently enjoyed significant electoral victories, yet chose to end the shutdown by aligning with Republicans. “Seven Democratic senators and an independent voted with their Republican counterparts to end the shutdown and reopen the government,” he lamented. The host highlighted the irony of the situation, saying, “You had the wind at your back, election victories all over the country,” yet they still opted to compromise.
Stewart continued to criticize the Democrats for their lack of strategic foresight. He noted the release of a new film featuring Sydney Sweeney, which failed to attract a large audience. “Apparently, her new MAGA fanbase didn’t show up in droves to see a biopic about a lesbian professional boxer who overcomes domestic violence to live her truth,” he quipped, emphasizing the absurdity of the political landscape. “Democrats, you sold out the entire shutdown not to get what you wanted but for a promise to not get what you wanted later.”
In a humorous twist, Stewart referenced The Art of War, reading a quote from Sun Tzu: “Never press your advantage, it’s unseemly.” He further remarked, “Fighting’s hard, how about a snack?” This humorous take underscored his disbelief at the Democrats’ decision-making process.
Stewart also addressed the Democrats’ acceptance of a Senate vote regarding the Affordable Care Act, which he characterized as an “empty offer.” He questioned the logic behind agreeing to a vote without guarantees of its passage, echoing sentiments shared by Senator Tim Kaine. He specifically called out senators like Kaine and Jeanne Shaheen for their role in the shutdown and subsequent capitulation.
“Look, either all eight senators who voted to capitulate coincidentally are not up for reelection in 2026, or Chuck Schumer worked behind the scenes to give in to the Republicans while still protecting ‘vulnerable Democrats,’ including himself,” Stewart joked, highlighting the political maneuvering within the party.
Further illustrating his point, Stewart compared the situation to a recent disappointing loss by the New York Giants against the Chicago Bears. “This is a world-class collapse by Democrats,” he stated. “It would be like being up 10 points with three minutes left to go in a game and still finding a way to miraculously lose it for the fourth time in just one month.”
He concluded his commentary with a poignant question, “How are we being ruled by the only old people who don’t stubbornly cling to shit whether it’s working or not?” This rhetorical question resonated with viewers, encapsulating the frustration many feel towards the current state of political leadership.
Earlier this week, the Senate passed a funding package aimed at ending the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. The vote, which concluded with a 60-40 tally, saw seven Democrats and one independent align with Republicans to approve the deal. In the aftermath, several Democrats who opposed the measure have called for Chuck Schumer to resign, further illustrating the internal strife within the party.
Stewart's commentary not only highlights the current political climate but also serves as a reminder of the ongoing challenges faced by the Democratic Party in navigating their strategies effectively. As the government shutdown saga unfolds, it remains to be seen how these decisions will impact future elections and the party's overall direction.
